Final’s Day: New Zealand’s most popular snowboard magazine hires surf journalist as correspondent thereby guaranteeing dark horse compatriot Zoe Sadowski-Synnott Jackson Hole victory!
Magic.
Open Thread: Comment Live as Natural Selection crowns Jackson Hole champions on adrenalized day!
It's go time.
Inspired: Surf journalist finds friendly big wave star amidst ultra-exclusive aerial tramway then rides untracked powder with mountain royalty and childhood hero!
Börk.
Lay Day: Surf journalist caught up in singular glories of professional snowboarding and not paying attention loses young daughter to degenerate life of motorsports!
Much worry.
Chicken and Waffles: Surf Journalist smashed by poor decision making on Day 1 of Natural Selection redeems self in front of Mikkel Bang, the world’s handsomest professional snowboarder!
Punching above weight class.
Natural Selection, Day 1, achieves objective according to surf journalist: “Young daughter got to watch Hana Beaman backflip then went out, attempted herself, landed on head and believed helmet spoke to her!”
Success!
Natural Selection Day 1 is a go with the sun poking through grey clouds casting a glorious light on the future!
Much money to be made.
Official: Natural Selection will run tomorrow morning with the world’s best snowboarders attacking the world’s best professional snowboard contest!
The horror, the horror.
Voice of professional snowboarding Todd Richards takes hammer to Shaun White’s recent decision making: “I (expletive deleted) knew he was going to pull out of X-Games, I (expletive deleted) knew it!”
There was blood.
Breaking: Natural Selection holds introductory press junket with fantastic beer and sausages, pleasures unseen in professional surfing since early 2000s!
The dream is alpine.
Grandma’s favorite home and garden magazine gets worryingly excited about upcoming Natural Selection: “February 3 marks day one of a dream snowboarding event!”
Sunset magazine takes bold step.
Pre-Party: Surf Journalist locks into mountain birthright ahead of Natural Selection, the world’s greatest, and only, professional big mountain extravaganza!
Un-lily-livered.