How do you wear your goggles? Like this? Why? Seriously.
There is a trend sweeping… certain parts of the world where people are putting their goggles on upside down. And I also don’t want us to get caught up with race here because it is beside the point.
What is important is that people are putting their goggles on upside down.
Why?
Seriously.
Do you know? Are they more comfortable this way? Ergonomically does it somehow make sense? Are the proportions more workable in an essentially cosmic way?
Why?
Seriously.
Do you know?
It was explained by a man from Malaysia that it might have something to do with nose size and that small noses let air into goggles when worn properly but wouldn’t it still be worse upside down? And Kim Kardashian has a microscopic nose and wears her goggles right side up along with all Finnish people.
Is it the mark of a secret society? A club that allows access to perks and secrets that us right siders can’t even begin to fathom?
Is it some unexplainable phenomenon that can never be fully comprehended? Like this?
Why?
Seriously?
Do you know?