Step-brothers: TransBoarder is born!

Same same same!

Did you ever have a brother or sister who mimicked you? Who dressed the same, talked the same, acted the same? Were you flattered or annoyed?

Oh you should have been flattered! Imitation is the sincerest form!

And let us look at a gorgeous example in the pages of TransWorld and Snowboarder…

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The top is TransWorld. Bottom is Snowboarder. Both on the newsstands at the same time. Same jump same session, same angle, same photog, different riders but otherwise SAME SAME SAME!

Twinsday!

The two publications are step-brothers now, living under the same roof. Which do you think had the idea first?


Watch: Travis Rice and pals nose deep!

Until you've got a mouth full of powder you don't know what kissing is...

Until you’ve got your mouth full of powder, I always say, you don’t know what kissing is. One kiss goes on from phase to phase like one of those novels by Balzac and Zola and Romain Rolland and D. H. Lawrence and those chaps. And you never get tire. You’re on fourth speed all the time, and the engine purrs like a kitten, a big white kitten with the stars in its whiskers.

Yeah. That’s what I always say.

And now here is fourth speed from the Fourth Phase.


How to: Look when getting busted!

Halldór Helgason instructs!

Today is Halldór Helgason day here on LodgeGrit and why not? Have you watched his video part yet? Have you seen how his brother smashed one of the most famous living artists?

And now the Icelandic superstar teaches us how to look when getting busted by the fuzz!

How many times in your life have you gotten nipped for something only to behave in a very uncool way that you were very embarrassed about afterward? Every time for me.

Sometimes I am totally out of proportion livid. Spewing curses etc. Embarrassing!

Sometimes I am too friendly in always misguided attempts to beat the rap, even thanking the pigs when they hand over my fine. More embarrassing!

But examine our hero acting perfectly in the above shot! His bemused expression surely belittles the law to their very cores. He is far to rad to be undone by their bureaucratic nonsense. Their petty little bullshit.

And now I know how to act and now you do too.

Bemused!


Forecast: DUMP ALERT! DUMP ALERT!

Cancel your weekend plans!

Snort this fresh forecast, chopped just moments ago from the Weather Underground site:

Winter Storm Caly is kicking into gear Thursday in the Pacific Northwest, and will then lay down an over 2,600-mile swath of snow through the Rockies, Plains, Midwest and Northeast into early next week. With the coldest air of the season either in place or heading in, together with an active jet stream, the stage is set for this cross-country swath of snow.

Winter storm warnings have been issued for the Portland, Oregon, metro area, while Seattle has been placed under a winter weather advisory. This means significant amounts of snow, sleet or ice are expected. Once this subfreezing air is in place, it can be hard to dislodge, even near the Pacific coast, particularly if it is being resupplied from the east through breaks in the Cascade Range, such as the Fraser River Valley of Washington and Columbia River Gorge.
As of late Thursday morning, snow had been reported in northwest Oregon, including around Salem and Portland. In some areas, this snow may eventually change over to freezing rain in the lower elevations of the Pacific Northwest. Eugene, Oregon, had reported several hours of freezing rain Thursday morning.

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Bulletproof: Halldor Helgason Full Part!

Does it get any better? DOES IT?

For many, it’s tough to find the bright spots on the 2016 calendar but not for Halldór. He slid through 2016 like a king. From bronzing on the beaches of Monaco to locking down a movie project with his pal Sage Kotsenburg and Carlino behind the camera to launching a new outerwear brand, Atrip.

Bouncing between street missions, jumping, & powder on filming trips to Japan, Switzerland, Italy, & Minnesota; even a return to Superpark where he sent it to the moon.

And now, just as 2016 finally dies Captain Harold drops trou and whips it out:

his full part.

Halldor Helgason – Dayumm! Full Part from Sexual Snowboarding on Vimeo.