A drone powerful enough to lift a human into flight! Reindeer! Finland! Boarding! Not the really good Eero Ettala or Niemela kind, but … A beardless and homely fake Santa! That same beardless imposter grabbing not just Tindy but Tailfish, too! Mitta Vittu!
stupidly awesome yet cringe-inducing! Hella Schlocky! And the over 4-minute duration!
Internet Insanity! So much epic! But …. Hello? It’s an ad from Samsung?! Samsung! Viral AF! Xmas AF! AF AF!
Revealed: Best beard in snow!
by Chas Smith
Matt Boudreaux makes it right!
Yesterday we saw the douchest beard in the snow. So tacky! Such ugh! And a shame to leave the taste of HGH and lube in your mouth.
So today we have the best beard in snow!
Come sit down and watch Matt Boudreaux in all of his stylish glory. The relaxed shoulder. The grit in mouth while sliding a rail.
Beards around the world rejoice! They have their king!
The male equivalent to Kim Kardashian gets frosty!
Man I’ll tell you what. I love a good snow machine ride. Gettin out there. Adventure-time. So long, world. Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
But at the end of the ride if there ain’t no secret snowboarding or deep camping or ice fishing or bird watching or…. some other adventure than what’s the fuckin point? The snow machine is a tool to get you to the thing.
But look at this tool on the tool! Dan Bilzerian, self-proclaimed Kim Kardshian with a dick, just flew a private jet to Jackson to putt around and do nothing else.
The comment on his Insta plane picture is “First snowmobiling trip of the year.” Which means he does it alot.
But what are you supposed to do? Sick turns? Float on the pow? Jump n shit?
I don’t get it. But I don’t get this either so…….. maybe it’s just me.
Award: Swaggiest of 2016!
by Chas Smith
Which rider won the coveted title?
This came via a very famous and trend-setting professional snowboarder.
Just a screen grab.
I responded, “Who is this wonderful man?”
He answered, “Snoopzub- Russians always do it better–”