United States Air Force releases warning over snowboarding in Japan: “This sport is fun but can be dangerous if the proper precautions are not followed!”
Fluffy white fluff.
Breaking: Natural Selection announces stop two, a Canadian-on-Canadian affair at Baldface Lodge’s new Valhalla!
Great White North.
Epically wet winter leads to much snow atop Hawaii’s tallest mountain: “I mean this is insane, right? I don’t think there are too many people who can say they’ve snowboarded in Hawaii!”
Better than Spam musubi.
Woman surprised by bear as she attempts to use outhouse near mecca of Alaskan snowboarding: “I sat down on the toilet and immediately a bear bit my butt!”
Got ya!
Listen: The very sad world turns its lonely eyes to the mountains and finds hero in big mountain wild man Chuck Patterson!
Alleged abusers beware.
World’s cutest snowboarder Chloe Kim proves education and ripping don’t mix as she takes break from Princeton ahead of Beijing Olympics!
S.M.R.T.
As Texas slips into deep freeze, long-dormant snowboarders shake off prairie dust and shred: “This is my first time snowboarding out in Lubbock. Trust me, it’s not disappointing!”
Don't stop believing.
Big wave legend Laird Hamilton inks deal with U.S. Snowboard to provide exclusive functional coffee creamer: “We are excited to help fuel the daily ritual of such dynamic, high performing athletes!”
Also functional mushrooms.
Watch: Eighteen-month-old Montreal toddler snowboards backyard park, neighbors declare “she’s the new Shaun White!”
Le Pomme de terre Volante!
Utah in the midst of deadliest season on record, experts blame exorbitant lift ticket costs, VALs: “It’s a backlash against the expense, hassle and restrictions of riding at resorts!”
Vulnerable Adult Learners.
The End: A final summation of Natural Selection, from a cursed surf journalist’s point of view, and what it means for the future!
Hello, tomorrow.
Final’s Day: New Zealand’s most popular snowboard magazine hires surf journalist as correspondent thereby guaranteeing dark horse compatriot Zoe Sadowski-Synnott Jackson Hole victory!
Magic.