Having your cake and eating it too!
Here’s the deal. And we are just talking pro snowboarding. And maybe surfing too. Oh and tennis. If you are hot as fuck, you can suck pretty fucking bad at what you do and probably live a lavish lifestyle.
Unless you’re Craig Anderson.
Or Rafael Nadal.
Or Lisa Andersen.
Now if you are ugly as fuck then you’d better better be good.
BUT…
…There are exceptions in snowboarding too. Hot as fuck AND bad as shit.
Take Helen Schettini for example.
She is hot as fuck and bad as shit. Any girl who can follow a bunch of rowdy Canadian dudes around the gnarl-ass Whistler backcountry on a snowmobile, is a top notch gal. Not to mention, a run-on sentence provoker.
This girl don’t waste her time in the park or impaling her vagina on rails. No, she’s too busy ripping lines and spinning off cliffs. So this month’s Lodgegrit Hot as Fuck, Bad as Shit™ Award goes to Helen Schettini!
Tune in next week to find out Who’s up for the 2016 Lodgegrit Ugly as Fuck, Bad as Shit™ October Award.
(Hint: He’s a seriously good snowboarder)